abbieprime:

Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?

NOT OK

(via greenbergsays)

you fall in love more than once. it’ll happen again, and it’ll be just as amazing and as extraordinary as the first time and maybe just as painful. but it will happen again,” [insp]

(via hellasterek)

hurtkid:

today i overheard someone teaching german over dinner and explaining masculine and feminine nouns
"you see, this fork is feminine, because women often cook also because they have the big hair. and this spoon is masculine because men are babies and you have to feed them like babies"

(via doubledumbassonu)

http://greenbergsays.tumblr.com/post/97952344253/scullysummers-the-best-ships-are-the-ones-who ›

scullysummers:

the best ships are the ones who aren’t originally written to be together

they develop on their own, they get their stories beyond each other, it’s never about them-as-couple as it is about them-as-people

and then the story itself evolves until these characters make so much

a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy

#SPN10 Countdown Challenge | 18 Days Left | S05E18 - Point of No Return

↳ "I mean, hell, if you’re grown-up enough to find faith in me… the least I can do is return the favor."

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cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

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yamesmooma:

envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

This is all me.

(via supernaturalfantastica)

420-666:

CONSTANTLY WORRIED I AM NOT MAKING ENOUGH THINGS TO VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE 

(via queerly-it-is)

softlycanthropy:

i found these caps while giffing and honestly i think this sums up their relationship beautifully

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allisonargentee:

what i gather is that derek seems to be very casual about nudity, and i kinda dig that a lot

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GOD BLESS AMERICA

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breenwolf:

THE RETURN OF DEREK AND STILES COMMUNICATING WITH JUST THEIR EYEBROWS DEAR GOD IT FEELS GOOD TO BE HOME

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